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The Roastmaster says:
Your hero text is giving 'I asked ChatGPT to write this' energy. That CTA button? Hiding like it owes me money.
And please, for the love of conversion rates, those stock photos have been on more websites than a WordPress plugin...
Here's what to fix first:
- Make your headline about THEM, not you
- Your CTA should be above the fold (obviously)
- Kill the corporate jargon - nobody 'leverages synergy'
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